I do not want to be around when....

He has a hard on!
I can imagine the thickenss when hard!
Yikes!

One of my Kinks

Laugh if you like, but one of my kinks is to measure another man's cock.
Length and thickness.

Carefully measuring, I take my time.


I would use a measuring tape from Ikea as it is easy to carry, then whip it out.
I would measure the length,
then wrap the measuring tape around the cock, to get the thickness.
I do not do this all the time, but once a while.
Most of the men I measure get a kick out of it, or in awe.
Most like it when I measure thickness as they are curious.
The biggest I have measured was 9 inches long and 6 inches around.
He was really happy I measured him as he was curious about his thickness.
BTW, the correct way to measure the length is placing the tape on top of the cock, not under.
I be curious what you guys think.

Thinking of you, Pigboy!

Once he is done with the cock sucker,
back in the cage he goes.
Isn't Life Grand?

So I lied on the phone about a blow job. This is what I really want to do so quit your crying!

And my Room mate wants to watch me fuck you!
So get ready for the ride of your life!