Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Friday, October 30, 2009

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Suck my dick in here!


We cannot use the living room cuz if we make a mess,
My husband will kill me, and,
I would feel guilty if we make out in our bed.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Getting my car fixed



Had to take my car in. This man was careless of what he was wearing.


Had to keep an eye on him, you know how they are with cars

Monday, October 26, 2009

Hungry This Morning?



uh, yeh, cuz my ass will be sore for a week, after what you did last night!
So fuck my mouth and please, be gentle!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

You are still my best friend!


You must have been so nervious to come out to me last week!
I admire your courage to do so!
I can relate cuz I was trying to get the nerve to ask you to suck my dick!
I have never seen anyone move so fast!
My girlfriend has to be in the mood, looks like you will always be in the mood.
What a best friend you are!!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Being naked is great!

Yeh! Naked with other naked men is great!
Shake that dick! Get it hard! Show it off!
Grope! Dock! Frottage! Feel those balls!
Show it off men! Enjoy the nudity!
Show that Gay Male Pride with a hard dick!





But as soon as you get horny and want sex, put on some clothes!
Note he has read what Ruffy has suggested.
Start with the dick head!

Friday, October 16, 2009

I never thought my wife would hire a gay secretary!


But you understand this is part of your job!
She does not need to know or you are fired!

Thursday, October 15, 2009

National Come Out - Daze Much Later

You Gay? No Way! Prove it to me! Luck and suck my dick!



You Gay? Prove it to me! Suck my dick!
WOW!!! You are to report to my office every morning for coffee and donuts!!




Hey Buddy! Glad you were honest with me!
If you do not mind....
I like you to be honest with all the guys back at the factory tomorrow.
We could have a party for you this Saturday for coming out to us.

Oh Hi Honey!


Back already?
I love your new hair style!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

My Visiting Cousin making me horny.

We went out partying tonight. Drank too much.
Now he is driving me crazy since he just fell onto the bed, asleep,
with the door open!
I am so horny and his buns are so....hot.....inviting!


I want to plow him!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

National Come Out - Daze After!

We are so glad you came out to us at the office!
Glad you joined us for supper,
cuz our fucking bitches girlfriends refuses to spread their legs.
You are going to take care of our needs!
We will let the other guys at the office know you are damn good!




Meanwhile at the warehouse in the boss' office.




Oh, so this is what you straight guys call celebration of our coming out!



Wow! My friend took my coming out much better than I thought!


I'm glad he came out, how about you?
It increases your sex life 10 fold!
No more discreet nonsense!!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

My Wife has gone to visit her sister for a few days.

Since you are the only fag at work,
I thought I invite you over for dinner.
But I do not know how to cook.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Black Men turns you on?


You will have to prove it to me!
Hang on for some serious pounding!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Cannot pay your car bill?

No Problem!
I hope your wife does not mind!

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

They are talking about me!

When I walk through the gay village, I see the guys looking at me
and talking about me!
I sure got their attention the other night in my torn jeans and being a slut!
They groped my hard dick and hanging balls, now I am the talk of the town!
I think I am going to like this! Being a single slut is fun!

Monday, October 5, 2009

It is BC Day since I live there


I will post BC pictures from time to time
BC means Big Cocks, ok? :)