Measuring again

The first picture is measuring wrong as you measure along the top of your dick


The last picture is good so we know the thickness as well as the length.
I encourage all men to measure thickness if you are into measuring your length.
Six inches around. WOW! That is thick!

Too Damn Hot!

They hired someone for the job at the prison

Remember I said a few weeks ago, there was a job opening at the prison?
Let see how the new hired hand is doing.....
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Sorry Guys!

I picked up this cock sucker for the night.
Maybe you guys will be lucky another night.
If you had bought me a few drinks I might have picked you up.
It is not all about you guys!
Remember that!
It's All About ME!!
Now go back to the bar and think about it.

Awesome Rips on Beefy Buns!!

Let's Play Strip Poker

What are you doing?

Opening the blinds so our neighbors can watch us fuck!
Why?

Wait!! Wait!! Pull Out!!

Ugh!
It's my first time.
I cannot take a dick yet!
Gasp!
Please pull out!

What? You a virgin?
Oh Maaaaaan!!
Hang on for the ride of your life, buddy!